Nngh. They're laptops. If we need a new name for something, it's those computers that have >= 17" monitors that are currently called laptops. Hey, I know. Why

Nngh. They're laptops. If we need a new name for something, it's those computers that have >= 17" monitors that are currently called laptops. Hey, I know. Why not use these nifty grammatical tools called "adjectives"?