Fuck that. I'm gonna open a bunch of credit cards, buy a bunch of cool shit, and when they ask me to pay my bill, just say my identity was stolen. If I have to

Fuck that. I'm gonna open a bunch of credit cards, buy a bunch of cool shit, and when they ask me to pay my bill, just say my identity was stolen. If I have to fight the credit bureaus anyway, I might as well get something out of it. Stealing my own identity seems pretty straightforward.