If she'd been to VC school she'd learn that the right thing to do was use the thumb to buy airline tickets, fly to Alaska and set up a bar selling tequila shots

If she'd been to VC school she'd learn that the right thing to do was use the thumb to buy airline tickets, fly to Alaska and set up a bar selling tequila shots with a thumb in the bottle. why didn't she use the thumb ONCE to unlock and then inject her own MFA, be it a nice warm attached thumb, or something more anonymous?