I also hate Docker and think it only exists because modern design principles have failed. Reliably launching a software program shouldn't be difficult. But inst

I also hate Docker and think it only exists because modern design principles have failed. Reliably launching a software program shouldn't be difficult. But instead we've chosen to rely on a big ugly fragile ball of global system/environment state. And the only way to even launch a program is with heavyweight containers. Running a computer program shouldn't require a Docker image. Which in turn alleviates the need to use gross environment variables.