I'm sorry, but this is absurd, and it makes me very angry. If I got a whiff of this attitude from you as my teacher, you would not get an ounce of my respect as

I'm sorry, but this is absurd, and it makes me very angry. If I got a whiff of this attitude from you as my teacher, you would not get an ounce of my respect as a student. Why should I spend time trying to produce good work to impress you if you've already decided that what I produce will be shit? If you take the ridiculous view that my attention to grammatical detail, essay length, and variety of vocabulary used are the most important things about my writing, and enough to determine my grade? I say this as someone who graduated at the top of my high school class - if you can't get me to work hard for you, you're pretty screwed with the average student. It's no wonder that the stuff they wrote for you was crap.