Oh man. I had already enjoyed the original article, but having someone go and commission a voice actor to read it is brilliant, no matter how much the viewpoint

Oh man. I had already enjoyed the original article, but having someone go and commission a voice actor to read it is brilliant, no matter how much the viewpoint may cut against the grain of the current hype cycle. (I also think it would be awesome in Morgan Freeman's voice, with a bit of tired weariness and wrath...)