Oh come on. I'm sorry, but how can you be older than 12 and not understand how this stuff works? Would Steve Jobs have come to any of our funerals? Doubtful. T

Oh come on. I'm sorry, but how can you be older than 12 and not understand how this stuff works? Would Steve Jobs have come to any of our funerals? Doubtful. That didn't stop literally the entire front page from being filled with articles about his passing. They're celebrities in our little community. For better or worse, people want to know when painful, wonderful or otherwise-interesting things happen to celebrities. Check out a copy of "People" or another celebrity gossip magazine next time you're at the grocery store. Same thing, but for a different community of people. You may be immune to celebrity-fascination, but most people aren't and that's just how the world is. Get over it.