Hey buddy, I have a few English majors in my life and they are some of the best people and I would pick any of them over someone like you in a split second. I s

Hey buddy, I have a few English majors in my life and they are some of the best people and I would pick any of them over someone like you in a split second. I suggest taking some classes in the English major to keep yourself from becoming a complete POS, which what looks like is happening.