"Security as a Service" that does what? Teaches you how to store data securely, explain to investors that user data was stolen or an outsourced password verific

"Security as a Service" that does what? Teaches you how to store data securely, explain to investors that user data was stolen or an outsourced password verification utility. The first can be done if people would bother to learn and completely understand what they're doing (this thread and the corrections I've had to make seems to prove that people think they know what they're doing when they don't). The second, have fun with. The third is already solved. oAuth, OpenID, Facebook Connect, Twitter, BrowserID, etc.