"One day a month go there was a huge accident on the left side of town involving some people and some stuff." By far my favourite from this year - it just tick

"One day a month go there was a huge accident on the left side of town involving some people and some stuff." By far my favourite from this year - it just tickles me in the right way. The line "She had a face like a chair, in all the best ways." is also fantastic.