What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish. (Stopping with this one. It's fun trading th

What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer? One's a scum sucking bottom dweller and the other's a fish. (Stopping with this one. It's fun trading these with attorney buddies but I don't want someone to take them out of context as an opportunity to start lawyer bashing.)