My favorite: "Detective Joe found the body slumped against the alley wall like a deflated bouncy castle, its limp limbs a sad parody of childhood joy." Th

My favorite: "Detective Joe found the body slumped against the alley wall like a deflated bouncy castle, its limp limbs a sad parody of childhood joy." This one I think is too clever to be awful: "She had a face like a chair, in all the best ways."