> The internet is not dead, it is thriving. E's passed on! This internet is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff

> The internet is not dead, it is thriving. E's passed on! This internet is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed 'im to the FAANG 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible!! THIS IS AN EX-internet!!