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Rest of us: "Why do you earn the big bucks?" Executives: "Because we take great risks." Rest of us: "Oh, this must mean that you either resign or gets fired w
by penguin_booze 2y ago
Rest of us: "Why do you earn the big bucks?"
Executives: "Because we take great risks."
Rest of us: "Oh, this must mean that you either resign or gets fired when you fuck up, right?"
Executives: "Lolz no. We can't do that. We fire other people."
Rest of us: "At least, for major fuck ups, go to jail right?"
Executives: "Roflz no. Hellz naw. That's why created plea deals and pay petty fines."
Rest of us: "Thank you for your service."
- tomoyoirl 2y agoDon’t be ridiculous. Plea deals were created by prosecutors so they could eliminate the right to a jury trial by overcharging and making it far too risky to exercise.