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Relevant SMBC: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-09 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-09 TL;DR: Pandas and koalas are the most ethical source o
by senkora 2y ago
Relevant SMBC: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-09 https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2011-10-09
TL;DR: Pandas and koalas are the most ethical source of meat.
- satvikpendem 2y agoIt seems more like they'd want a braindead animal cultivated for meat, as seen in the latest season of Rick and Morty (among other areas).
- bena 2y agoThat’s kind of what he said. Pandas and koalas are pretty stupid
- satvikpendem 2y agoThey're still sentient though so to fully maximize the function value, you'd need braindead animals, or better yet, muscle cells formed into common cuts of meat.
- gadders 2y agoI think I read somewhere that blind chickens get less stressed in battery environments, so there's an ethical minefield we could jump into (metaphor intended).
- teddyh 2y agoRelevant: • <https://angryflower.com/377.html https://angryflower.com/377.html> • <https://angryflower.com/602.html https://angryflower.com/602.html>
- bena 2y agoBut we’re looking for existing animals that fit the function until we get to that point.
- looofooo0 2y agoBlue whale, most calories per kill!
- wdh505 2y agoIsn't this the plot of the most recent avatar blue people film?
- satvikpendem 2y agoNo, they don't eat the animal in the movie, they cultivate its special liquid that's useful as an anti-aging agent to humans.
- wdh505 2y agoSorry for oversimplifying, I was poking fun at the "consumption of whales who die in the anti aging processing" vs the "consumption of whales who die for the protein food source processing". Now that I explained it, I suppose it is no longer witty or funny.
- bashmelek 2y agoOn the other hand, they eat tons of krill. Bringing back mammoths, however, gives us decent portions from an herbivore, one that I imagine was delicious!
- HeyLaughingBoy 2y agoGrass-fed mammoth ribeye? I'm there!