See why today's hackers aren't real hackers? Where are the mischievous hackers hacking Roombas to raise and lower a pen and scrawl dirty messages on their owner

See why today's hackers aren't real hackers? Where are the mischievous hackers hacking Roombas to raise and lower a pen and scrawl dirty messages on their owners' clean floors? Instead what we get is an ELIZA clone that speaks like a Roomba sucked all the soul out of the entire universe.