I don't see how this is "distroless". Clearaly, this is a Canonical distribution. Someone has to choose the exact combination of userland s/w to include with

I don't see how this is "distroless". Clearaly, this is a Canonical distribution. Someone has to choose the exact combination of userland s/w to include with the kernel. Whoever/whatever chooses this s/w is creating a distribution. To this boomer yelling at the cloud, this is just more nonsensical hype, equivalent to "serverless".