Agreed. I dislike working on Scrum teams, but I will if they are at least trying to do it well. Even so, at this point I refuse to work on a team that does 2 we

Agreed. I dislike working on Scrum teams, but I will if they are at least trying to do it well. Even so, at this point I refuse to work on a team that does 2 week sprints. It just doesn't work as well as 3 week sprints, for the reasons you outlined. So if a team has chosen that timeline, then they are going through the motions of Scrum because of "how it should be done", not because they have been reacting to their own results and retros.