See this is a perfect example of why I had kindergarten-level English proficiency at 2 years old… I realized, around the moment the first tornado jumped our hou

See this is a perfect example of why I had kindergarten-level English proficiency at 2 years old… I realized, around the moment the first tornado jumped our house, days after I’d been brought home from the maternity ward, that one way or another my survival depended on communicating to two obviously bewildered and clearly confused adults that we had to get the fuck out of Oklahoma.