Maybe I'm high? I mean, I haven't used a mind-altering substance in the past several months (I'm kind of boring.) But I did have the window open and I think I

Maybe I'm high? I mean, I haven't used a mind-altering substance in the past several months (I'm kind of boring.) But I did have the window open and I think I smelled someone down on the sidewalk toking away. I mean, more power to them. I slept through most of the US presidential debate, but the little I did see makes me think I should have a stiff drink. I'm not dissing anyone's politics, but you have to admit, the US has had better presidential candidates in the past. I mean sure, JFK supposedly slept around, but what a guy.