Something beautiful about the Internet is that you can say "Hey, here's a thing you could do" and some guy will come and say "Well, actually, I am in a situatio

Something beautiful about the Internet is that you can say "Hey, here's a thing you could do" and some guy will come and say "Well, actually, I am in a situation where I can't do that". No matter what you do, someone will have that. "You could buy one variety of socks and you'll never have to worry about sorting them!" -> "Well, I have two jobs and they both require I wear uniform socks in different colours so this won't work for me, Mr. Smarty Socks Pants" "If you place a dishwasher pod in the slot as soon as you empty the dishwasher you'll know if it's dirty or clean when you open it" -> "Well, I can only afford a single dishwasher pod at a time and I put my dishes away in the morning, go to work and use the day's wages to buy the one I'll use that night, so that won't work for me Mr. Richy Two Pod Pants" "If you put your weighing scale in the bathroom it'll make it easy for you to measure your weight every day" -> "Well, my bathroom is too small and doesn't have level flooring anyway because it's wide enough for one man and is located on the San Andreas fault with a crack going through it. So that won't work for me Mr. Flat Floor Pants" "If you use shellcheck, you can catch a bunch of errors in your shell scripts" -> "Well, I use my custom shell CrazySH and shellcheck won't work on that. So that won't work for me Mr. Normal Shell Pants" I wonder if it is possible to construct a suggested thing that no human could respond to in this way. I think it's impossible. But what do I know. I'm just Mr. Can't Comment Pants.