You aren't excited when next year: You child is taught by an AI that follows them through their development, instead of different teachers each year that expos

You aren't excited when next year: You child is taught by an AI that follows them through their development, instead of different teachers each year that expose them do different points of view. And with an AI always with them, no need to actually go to a physical school. Your exercise classes are replaced by an AI instructor (custom tailored to you, aka considers like 3 factors) removing that pesky need to leave your house or have any human interaction. Drones deliver your groceries/restaurant prepared meals removing the need to leave your house. When you do leave, you use a driverless Uber to get where you are going so need for any human contact. Man, good thing we aren't already suffering from a loneliness crisis. But hey, we'll have the AI consensus algorithms blathering the same bland most predictable responses at us using the mindset of the pre-2022 internet (forever), so if you like Wonder bread in verbal form you are going to be friggin stoked!