> oh you didn't just say that did you now you're in more trouble you should have had a lawyer Yeah, there is so much absolutely farcical stuff that happens in

> oh you didn't just say that did you now you're in more trouble you should have had a lawyer Yeah, there is so much absolutely farcical stuff that happens in our court systems that would make for champagne-tier black comedy, if it didn't affect people's lives so much. Accused: "I want a lawyer, dawg!" Police: No lawyer. In court... "I asked for a lawyer and they refused to let me get one." Prosecutor: "Your honor, the defendant asked the police for a lawyer dog, and knowing no canines that had passed the bar, they were unable to find one. This isn't their fault." Judge: "Sounds entirely reasonable to me. No issue here."