One of my old favouries: "Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness" https://www.theonion.com/rotation-of-earth-plunges-entire-n

One of my old favouries: "Rotation Of Earth Plunges Entire North American Continent Into Darkness" https://www.theonion.com/rotation-of-earth-plunges-entire-north-american-contine-1819568317 https://www.theonion.com/rotation-of-earth-plunges-entire-no...