“Massive fart detected. Initializing ejector seat in 3, 2…” I’m not sure how you could make that work. People that eat Indian food step in and it might get set

“Massive fart detected. Initializing ejector seat in 3, 2…” I’m not sure how you could make that work. People that eat Indian food step in and it might get set off, so people will cry racism. You drive next to a particular industrial plant, etc..