I had a gamer buddy who works in the metal industry. He keeps a huge beard because it shields his body from the molten metal. I tell them I make roughly $100/h

I had a gamer buddy who works in the metal industry. He keeps a huge beard because it shields his body from the molten metal. I tell them I make roughly $100/hour, which is an exaggeration but not really. They think I rob banks or something. To them, if you were that successful, you wouldn't be playing games... which might be true, but if you can sit at a computer 35 hours a week and work from home 3 days/week, you have time for stuff too.