If folks want to look fashionable, I'm all for it! That said, if I spent 500 dollars for a one-hour consultation and the result was a flannel long-sleeve shirt

If folks want to look fashionable, I'm all for it! That said, if I spent 500 dollars for a one-hour consultation and the result was a flannel long-sleeve shirt, nondescript jeans, and some van's oldskools, well, I'd politely ask for my money back. That's been a standard look for 25 years, likely more. Plus, the fit; not loose enough for more modern fashion sensibilities and not form-fitting enough to look hip 15 years ago. And don't get me started on the color palette (the yellow of the shoes are a nice touch, to be fair). Disclaimer: I'm getting dangerously close to 40, so it is overwhelmingly likely that I'm missing something. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a windmill I need to yell at.