"This one weird trick makes Windows not suck" - except that the weird trick is... piracy! I get that people really like Windows, but all these contortions just

"This one weird trick makes Windows not suck" - except that the weird trick is... piracy! I get that people really like Windows, but all these contortions just to delay the inevitable... yeesh. At some point, people either need to get onboard with the MS vision for the product, or accept that it's time to switch to something different.