> how else will they satisfy shareholders with ever-growing profits? Typing as a service, with characters billed by the keystroke. A mixture of Wheel of Fortu

> how else will they satisfy shareholders with ever-growing profits? Typing as a service, with characters billed by the keystroke. A mixture of Wheel of Fortune and Scrabble rules apply. Vowels are free, but rare consonants or letter combinations carry a premium. /s