Back in the late-90s, I did datacenter support for a large company. I used to get calls all the time, asking for some sort of hardware support. However, it was

Back in the late-90s, I did datacenter support for a large company. I used to get calls all the time, asking for some sort of hardware support. However, it was almost always impossible to find the caller's server because most people never knew the location, and nothing was ever labeled correctly, anyway. So, I used to tell callers, "Eject the CD-ROM." ... It worked every time. LOL