<sigh/> Dear Boy Billionaire, Your major advertisers are neither your servile sycophants, nor your crude bro drinking buddies. Publicly addressing them with

<sigh/> Dear Boy Billionaire, Your major advertisers are neither your servile sycophants, nor your crude bro drinking buddies. Publicly addressing them with vulgar and obscene insults is far more likely to endear them to quite unflattering theories about your mental fitness and basic social skills, than it is to endear them to you. Perhaps you need to spend some time in a "tough love" rehab program, to hopefully get back on track? -Anon.