"I have no hobbies listed on the list of hobbies approved by HR." "I do not sponsor HR gym bunnies swimming for charity." "I am not interested in cycle-to-wor

"I have no hobbies listed on the list of hobbies approved by HR." "I do not sponsor HR gym bunnies swimming for charity." "I am not interested in cycle-to-work tax relief schemes." "I will not eat vegan food just because HR found our that it was the new thing they should beat employees with." "Use clear, well structured English to communicate with me." "Incentivising me with free beers at the manager's favourite pub is not going to work."