Guys, look. You know when I say systemd is evil and will screw you over, and never like any of my examples? HERE. RIGHT HERE. This is the evil and/or incompete

Guys, look. You know when I say systemd is evil and will screw you over, and never like any of my examples? HERE. RIGHT HERE. This is the evil and/or incompetence I don't want interacting with my machines. I, and the rest of the community, frankly, is being held hostage.