> 'C-suite' and it's impossible to try and make them understand, I think we should do a HN backed project, crowd funded style. 1. Identify the best P-hackers

> 'C-suite' and it's impossible to try and make them understand, I think we should do a HN backed project, crowd funded style. 1. Identify the best P-hackers in current science with solid uptake on their content (citations). 2. Pay them to conduct a study proving that C levels who eat crayons have higher something... revenue, pay, job satisfaction, all three. 3. buy stock in crayons 4. Publish and hype, profit. 5. Short crayons and out your publication as fraud. 6. Profit Continue to work out of spite, always with a crayon on hand for when every someone from the C-suite demands something stupid and offer it to them. A man can dream... I feel like this is the plot to a Hunter S Thompson writes Brave new World set in the universe of Silicon Valley. I should be a prompt engineer.