This design is terrible. It feels extremely bolted on and poorly thought out. Either give us magic or make it supremely readable. This accomplishes neither -

This design is terrible. It feels extremely bolted on and poorly thought out. Either give us magic or make it supremely readable. This accomplishes neither - it's a barely legible mess of questionable value. To be clear, I'm not against features. But I am against anything that makes code this ugly by default.