After 8 hours of downtime, I have already been back up some other place, some other way, in some other fashion, for 6 hours already. There is no excusable way

After 8 hours of downtime, I have already been back up some other place, some other way, in some other fashion, for 6 hours already. There is no excusable way to explain being down for 8 days no matter WHAT any service provider does. How do you even explain the 2nd day let alone the 8th! Holy cow.