Both those things are stupid. Or scary. Whichever you prefer. This isn't dev. This isn't hacking in the classic sense of the word. This is asking a genie to do

Both those things are stupid. Or scary. Whichever you prefer. This isn't dev. This isn't hacking in the classic sense of the word. This is asking a genie to do it, trusting he's not malign or incompetent, and then saying "look, I made this!"