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Costco is great but their parking lots are awful. I hope the housing has a separate parking entrance because fighting Costco shoppers every time I leave home so
by modeless 2y ago
Costco is great but their parking lots are awful. I hope the housing has a separate parking entrance because fighting Costco shoppers every time I leave home sounds like a nightmare.
- throwup238 2y agoOn the other hand, imagine all the money you could save if you just had a $1.50 hot dog and soda for every meal. You could eat on less than $200 a month. If you ate nothing but pepperoni pizza, you could feed a family of four for like $500 a month!
- ericd 2y agoThe bulk pack of medical care you’ll need soon might kill the savings.
- throwup238 2y agoNothing bulk gummy multivitamins and semaglutide can't solve. Costco even sells an MCT supplement that doubles as the best massage oil and lube I’ve ever used.
- breakbread 2y agoNow I’m imagining a Costco acropolis. One membership for literally all your needs. Never leave Costco
- ericd 2y agoFrom Costco cradle to Costco grave.
- modeless 2y agoCostco indeed sells both cribs and caskets. https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/coffins-and-caskets-at-costco-FOWQQJM2CFEWPNOHWH5DXQJFUE.jpg?auth=ce9d9e680ba099b3ed56769de7cd9eb97eb65df68237704b9c63cdeabc81b2d7 https://tvnz-1-news-prod.cdn.arcpublishing.com/resizer/v2/co...
- throwup238 2y agoComing soon to a Costco near you: all-inclusive in vitro fertilization, from egg to Ivy League! (Note: Ivy League Guarantee is for Costco Executive members only and requires the CRISPY genetic engineering package. While supplies last. In order to redeem the guarantee in case of defect, child must be brought to your nearest Costco Organ Center).
- Apocryphon 2y agoEven cheaper: https://mashable.com/article/cotsco-disaster-kit https://mashable.com/article/cotsco-disaster-kit
- m463 2y agoBut when will you have to leave home?