I was pissed off at first because we have enough "jQuery"* libraries that do just about nothing when it comes down to business. Then I looked at the DOM HELPER

I was pissed off at first because we have enough "jQuery"* libraries that do just about nothing when it comes down to business. Then I looked at the DOM HELPERS and said "yeah I've had to build that from scratch" for every single one. Very good copy, too. This looks good.