Processes can't have children either, since, being a bunch of arithmetic, they lack genitalia. You can't kill them, because they aren't alive. They can't even

Processes can't have children either, since, being a bunch of arithmetic, they lack genitalia. You can't kill them, because they aren't alive. They can't even sleep(1), another biological process fast arithmetic has no use for. When will the false advertising end?!?