Haha, the infamous Clean Code book - "how to make your code unreadable in these few easy recursive steps". The steps are roughly to extract everything into as s

Haha, the infamous Clean Code book - "how to make your code unreadable in these few easy recursive steps". The steps are roughly to extract everything into as small as possible functions that happily mutate lots of state while having "expressive" (read: overly verbose and long) names but no parameters. Make a function "shouldNotBeCompacted" that returns the inverse of "shouldBeCompacted" because of a pathological hate of negatives? Okally-Dokally, or cue Robert C. Martin: "worthy of a professional."