I think OP is an idiot for judging people with iPhones but just to be clear: > How I open apps? I have the main ones on my home screen, and for everything else

I think OP is an idiot for judging people with iPhones but just to be clear: > How I open apps? I have the main ones on my home screen, and for everything else I double tap the home button, and type (the start of) the name. On the iPhone you can have your main apps on the Home Screen or swipe downwards and start typing. Basically exactly what you have. I'm not arguing that this one feature makes iOS an unbeatable platform or anything but the reality is that you (and all of us) are intimately familiar with one UI pattern and are a stranger to the other. That doesn't make the other "wrong" or "bad", it's just not what you're used to. And it's absolutely fine to keep with the pattern you know, but dismissing anything else is being for "kids" or whatever comes across as tedious whining.