"We will not raise the prices." Small print: except, if we do, you'll get back your payment. Smaller print: except, we might give you a set of stickers instea

"We will not raise the prices." Small print: except, if we do, you'll get back your payment. Smaller print: except, we might give you a set of stickers instead. Even smaller print: except if we run out of them, then you'll get nothing.