couple of jokes whose punchlines have stuck with me as personal catchphrases: 1. a city dweller was driving through the countryside when he saw a ladder proppe

couple of jokes whose punchlines have stuck with me as personal catchphrases: 1. a city dweller was driving through the countryside when he saw a ladder propped against a tree, and a man on top of it holding a goat. he's curious enough to stop and find out what's going on. the guy says "oh, I'm feeding my goat leaves off the tree". the city guy asks "but doesn't that waste a lot of time?", and the farmer looks at him like he's an idiot and says "what's time to a goat?" 2. this one is from back when lift operators were a thing. the lift doors open and there's a furious guy waiting there, who immediately yells "where the hell have you been?!". the operator calmly replies "dude, where can you go in a lift?"