I'm serious here: that's why I don't touch JVM languages. Sure, maybe you use OpenJDK. Have fun arguing that point against Oracle's legal division. It's too ba

I'm serious here: that's why I don't touch JVM languages. Sure, maybe you use OpenJDK. Have fun arguing that point against Oracle's legal division. It's too bad. I hear that the JVM's an engineering marvel. It may be, but Oracle darn near beat freaking Google in a lawsuit. What chance does anyone else have?