Upvote for opening lines: "The recession reached its hand into Silicon Valley's now lukewarm tub and yanked the plug. It's still draining out, and I wish it wo

Upvote for opening lines: "The recession reached its hand into Silicon Valley's now lukewarm tub and yanked the plug. It's still draining out, and I wish it would go faster, because there are just too many fucking people in the San Francisco Bay Area. I'm talking about you, guy in your Prius taking the left hand turn on to Middlefield Road too slowly.  Leave, now.  And don't come back. Bonus points for wrapping your expression of environmental consciousness around a tree. Be one with nature."