I don't want to talk to my ______. I want to own it. I want to modify it. I want it to do what I want _without_ talking to it, or having a conversation with

I don't want to talk to my ______. I want to own it. I want to modify it. I want it to do what I want _without_ talking to it, or having a conversation with it, or it attempting to 'interpret' anything. Just do what I told you to do. That's what tech is for. That's what mechanical items are for. That's what we build things to do. ::button press:: Shut up and do it. Most humans don't even want verbose error codes. Shut up, do the thing, and if absolutely necessary beep when something goes wrong.