Most of the earliest comments seem to be like this. They just aren't so obviously incredibly off-topic as they are here (because the title matches the topic bet

Most of the earliest comments seem to be like this. They just aren't so obviously incredibly off-topic as they are here (because the title matches the topic better). Someone who reads the article and thinks about it, assembles information from their own past as well as quotes and sources simply can't write a response as quickly as someone who just throws out a one-liner based only on the title. It does happen more on certain types of articles (those that "everyone" feels they have a valid opinion on) but I have noticed this on pretty much all articles. Sometimes the commenters don't even read other comments that warn people what is not relevant to TFA.