The story didn't talk about anything that wasn't fiction. It didn't say that he pushed subprime mortgages or derivatives or any other economic thing that led t

The story didn't talk about anything that wasn't fiction. It didn't say that he pushed subprime mortgages or derivatives or any other economic thing that led to the disaster. Basically, the article said "he's responsible, but we don't know the reason". So, for your enjoyment, the story of Obama's 2008 presidential victory: As a young boy, Barak found a magic flower. This flower endowed him with super-human strength. When old man McCain came around, he was easily able to beat him up and all the voters cheered because they liked boxing and then he found the key to the White House under a doormat! The end! Yeah, it's a story, but it doesn't say anything.