Because agile has itself been made so heavy weight that it is no more agile. You have product managers and then you have scrum masters and then there are meetin

Because agile has itself been made so heavy weight that it is no more agile. You have product managers and then you have scrum masters and then there are meetings about whether how pure and religious we were about our agile practices, how pure we were, would gods of agile be pleased with every single second that we spent in past few weeks or our hearts had some impurities deep down somewhere? And no kidding, there are then meetings about those meetings and their outcomes and action items and their evaluation. The obsession with the process itself is a sight to behold. It is now a whole cottage industry, major technology journal and websites have whole sections devoted to just Agile. Consultants, Coachs, Gurus and what not.